How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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