ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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