I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
