good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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