awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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