Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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