Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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