We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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