she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
