she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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