I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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