did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Alive.
So much puke
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
