is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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