Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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