Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
not ubering you a puppy
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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