shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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