stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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