he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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