Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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