Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Randomize
