If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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