Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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