Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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