ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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