where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Your cock deserves a montage
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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