I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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