I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
third nipple confirmed
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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