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When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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