whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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