No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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