I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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