You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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