I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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