So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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