It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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