did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
we're making bets on your personal life
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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