the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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