Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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