after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My penis needs a shock collar
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize