no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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