sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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