i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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