Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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