Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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