so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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