Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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