Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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