Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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