porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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