i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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