erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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