dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
honey bunches of taint.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
There r osticjed everywhere
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
