I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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