I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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